If you've ever stayed in a nice hotel and thought "why don't I have one of these at home?", this bidet seat is your answer. It fits standard D-shape toilets and does everything you'd want — warm water wash, heated seat with three comfort levels, a warm air dryer, and even a soft night light so you're not fumbling around in the dark. There's a rear and feminine wash mode too, and the whole thing has anti-backflow protection built in, so it's genuinely clean and safe for the whole family to use.

One thing that really sets this one apart is that the core washing functions keep working even if the power goes out — handy in a way you don't think about until you need it. It's WaterMark and SAA certified for Australia, rated IPX4 waterproof, and has multiple safety features including low-temperature burn protection and dual thermostats across the water, dryer, and seat. The illuminated control knob makes it dead simple to use, and installation is DIY-friendly — no need to call a plumber. Comes with a 1-year warranty too.

Honestly, for what this thing offers, it's great value and one of those upgrades you'll wonder how you lived without. You'll find it right here at Simpledeals, and you can grab it on Afterpay if you'd rather spread the cost.