war machines - t-shirtI'm in love with a machine, a war machine to be precise. They say French is the language of love and I agree as I'm loading up my trebuchet so I can unload it all over your city walls if you catch my drift. She's a beast, 150 feet tall with the ability to spaff my loads over a distance of a thousand feet. Yes feet. Who would have thought such a construction of rigid wood and sinew could unleash such feelings of eroticism within me? But it's true, I
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I'm in love with a machine, a war machine to be precise. They say French is the language of love and I agree as I'm loading up my trebuchet so I can unload it all over your city walls if you catch my drift. She's a beast, 150 feet tall with the ability to spaff my loads over a distance of a thousand feet. Yes feet. Who would have thought such a construction of rigid wood and sinew could unleash such feelings of eroticism within me? But it's true, I love her and all the damage she helps me cause all over town with my loads.
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