Announce your stance against petty drama and subscribe to fictional chaos only with this witty hooded tee. Soft, tagless Bella + Canvas fabric keeps you comfy while you remind everyone that real life has enough plot twists—save the drama for the books.

With its long sleeves and comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for layering, allowing you to create stylish outfits all year round. Plus, its lightweight construction allows for unrestricted movement, ensuring that you feel at ease no matter the occasion. 

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.

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